Forum Novelties, Inc Blues Sunglasses

We once knew a guy named (name redacted) who was super enigmatic, and had a ton of different careers. But there was one thing all those occupations had in common: they all required him to be the strong, silent (and intimidating) type who dressed up in black suits, and wore dark sunglasses at all times (even indoors!). And he carried just one pair of shades through the years, whether he was a blues singer, a mysterious G-man for the (redacted) agency, or a hitman working for (redacted): the Blues Sunglasses you see pictured here!

If you’re thinking about getting into any of these professions, we strongly recommend this excellent pair of sunglasses. They have a classic but simple retro look that you might recognize from all kinds of movies and TV shows. Their cool, understated style goes with all kinds of costumes and fashions, and with full UV protection, you can also use them to protect your eyes from the harmful rays of the sun!